(To be sung to the tune "Rawhide")

Loading, loading, loading,
Damn this Java coding,
Feeling of forboding, Reload!
The Applet says it's running,
And that big grey block is stunning,
But the screen remains as blank as my mind

Netscape crash! Boot 'em up!
Net goes down! Dial back! Logging on!
Still off-line! Reload!
Try it now! Still not up!
Netscape crashed! What, again?
Boot it up! Log it in! Reload!

Tighten, tweakin', smoothen,
They say the codes improvin',
So how come I'm still usin' "reload"?
I'm tired of all this waitin',
Just give me .gif animation,
This code is only good for wasting time,
The applet says it's running,
And grey block is quite stunning,
But the screen remains as blank as my mind,

(Midi solo)
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep,beep,

Netscape crash! Boot 'em up!
Net goes down! Dial back!
Logging on! Still off-line!
Reload!
Try it now! Still not up!
Netscape crashed! What, again?
Boot it up! Log it in!
Reload ........

RELOAD!!!

- Peter ([email protected])

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