The only thing the IRS hasn't taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time, it's hanging around
unemployed, 20% of the time it's pissed off, 30% of the time it's
hard up, and 10% of the time it's in the hole.
On top of this, it has two dependants and they are both nuts.
Accordingly, starting January 1, 1998, penises will be taxed according
to size. To determine the category, please consult the chart below and
confirm this information on Page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard
1040P form:
10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax --> $50.00
8 to 10 inches Pole Tax --> $30.00
6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax -->$15.00
4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax --> $5.00
Please Note:
NO CHARGE FOR UNDER FOUR INCHES.
EXTENSIONS NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE.
OVER 12 INCHES MUST FILE CAPITAL GAINS.
- Duncan Crossland