for Sunday, June 7, 1998



Top Six Q Plots For The Final Episode of "Seinfeld"

6. Q puts cast on trial for the crimes of humanity; trial is disrupted when Q discovers that Jerry is dating Suzie-Q.

5. George bluffs his way into a position with the Continuum, accidentally destroys Earth so that Jerry, Elaine & Kramer never existed.

4. Q's philia for bald men leads him to make an "indecent proposal" to George.

3. Q takes cast out to dinner to celebrate the end of an era, and inadvertantly cures cancer when Kramer dares him to show off his powers.

2. Jerry's obsession with the "Inquisition-red" color of Q's robe causes a hysterical mix-up resulting in the subsequent elevation of Kramer to The Enlightened Lama-Guru of Mankind.

1. Declares that the show must go on! and revives it as "Picard-feld" with Picard in Jerry's role. George is revealed to be gay, and gets in a catfight with Q over Picard.


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