It's a couple of days before a big wedding. The Bride comes up with
some bad news for her mother: she's found out that the young
Step-Mother of the Groom has bought the exact same dress to wear to
the Wedding that she (the mother of the Bride) is planning to wear.
The Bride's Mother tells her not to worry because she will just go and
buy another dress to wear to the ceremony.
"But mother," asks the Bride, "What will you do with the dress that
you've already bought?"
"Well," says mom, "I'll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner."
- Jim Mica ([email protected])