There was a Jewish lady named Mrs Rosenberg who many years ago was
stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not
admit Jews.
The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no room. The
hotel is full."
The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies."
The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do
not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..."
Mrs Rosenberg stiffened noticeably and said, "I'll have you know I
converted to your religion."
The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was
Jesus born?"
Mrs Rosenberg replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little
town called Bethlehem."
"Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."
Mrs Rosenberg replied, "He was born in a manger."
"That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a
manger?"
"Because," said Mrs Rosenberg loudly, "a jerk like you in the hotel
wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"