Are you hungry?

Are you hungry?

Does your mother cook like hell?
Have you had enough Happy Meals and Big Mac's?
Haven't you got any cash for a pizza delivery?
Do you have a sister or do you now any other girls ?

Well, why don't you cook something yourself then?
It's really easy, especially with my recipies. Invite a girl and have a nice dinner.

Pate of Girl's Liver

1 young girl's liver
1- 1/2 lbs chopped shoulder meat
1 young girl's liver
2 tablespoons cornstarch
1- 1/2 lbs chopped shoulder meat
3 oz Cognac
1 small onion
4 whole eggs
1 clove garlic
1 tablespoon salt
1 teaspoon sage
1/2 teaspoon ground pepper

Coarse grind all meats and mix with remaining ingredients. Place formed in a loaf in a covered cassorole dish and bake for 2 1/2 hours at 350 deg F. Cool and serve with unsalted crakers and caviar.

Breast with Red Wine

One moderate size girl's breast
2 tablespoons butter
2 cans tomato pieces
2 cups small pearl onions
4 carrots, sliced
2 stalks celery cut in large pieces
2 cups red wine
2 cloves garlic, halved
1/2 tsp whole black peppercorns
1 pinch ea Majoram & thyme
1 bay leaf
2 Tablespoons melted butter
salt to taste
1 cup girl meat drippings and broth

Quickly braise the breast in butter in a frying pan, just enough to slightly brown. Place the breast in a covered roaster and pour the broth and wine over it. Add tomatoes, onions, celery, carrots and the seasonings to the roaster and cover. Roast at 350 deg F, basting occasionally until done, about 1 1/2 to 2 hours. Serve the breast on a platter diagonally sliced with the vegetables. Serve the broth like a gravy to be poured over the meat as eaten.

Sliced Heart in Burgundy Sauce

One girl's heart, sliced
1 cup sliced mushrooms
1/4 cup chopped onions
1 cup burgundy wine
1/2 cup girl meat drippings and broth
salt and pepper to taste
flour for thickening

Braised the sliced heart and mushrooms in a pan with girl meat drippings, butter, and onions. Add the wine and stir together with the broth. Add the salt and pepper and add small amounts of flour to thicken sauce just slightly. Serve very hot.

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