Welcome to the Flying Circus Archive!! Here lie many a sound from Monty Python's Flying Circus.
�"This is abuse!"
�"And now for something completely different."
�"Hi, I'm Arthur. Arthur Name. Name by name but not by nature!"
�"The BBC would like to apologize for the next announcement."
�"I've heard tell that sir Gerard Depardieu has a pet prawn called Simon!"
�"My brain hurts!"
�"Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum! . . .That's a strange expression Bruce. . . Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it.
�Children's Stories (The Entire Sketch)
�"I like Chinese. They only come up to your kneees. (Singing)
�"You dirty double-crossing rat!"
�"I didn't expect to find the Spanish Inquisition!"
�"Oh, it drives me mad!"
�"Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!"
�"Stop this, stop this! This hideous facade!"
�"Please fondle my bum!"
�"That was fun!"
�"Oh, hello sailor!"
�"What is the solution, if any, to this problem?"
�"It's!"
�"Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed! Drink a cup of . . . "
�"You are a looney."
�"Malcom Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Black Stoatwobbler . . . . "
�"Great balls of fire?"
�"There's a dead bishop on the landing dad!"
�The Beginning of the Theme Song (Sousa's Liberty Bell)
�"No!"
�"Poot! . . .Sorry!"
�"There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.'
�"Shut you're festering gob ya tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, coffee-nosed malodorous pervert!"
�"The sketch is over!"
�"Hello, I'm Smoke-Too-Much!"
�"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
�"We deal with stiffs."
�"Stop the program!"
�"I like traffic lights."
�"I've heard of unisex, but I've never had it.
�"Look, its people like you what cause unrest!"
�"Who wrote that?"
And Now, Excerpts From the Ever Popular Parrot Sketch
�"I wish to register a complaint!"
�"I'll tell you what's wrong with it my lad. It's dead. That's what's wrong with it."
�"Look, don't play the slippery eel with me that parrot is definitely deceased!"
�"Remarkable bird the Norweigan Blue,� isn't it? Beautiful plumage!"
�"Hello polly!"
�"Now that's what I call a dead parrot!"
�"It's stone dead!"
�"I took the liberty of examining this parrot when I got it home and I discovered, that the only reason it had been sitting on its perch in the first place, was that it had been nailed there."
�"Nevermind that my lad, I wish to complain about this parrot, which I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique!"
�"Mate this parrot wouldn't voom if you put four million volts through it! It's bleeding demised!"
�"He's not pinin', he's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be!. He's expired . . . .(Entire complaint)"�
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TO BOLTON!!