Doctor doctor, I feel like a ...
Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of Curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Doctor Doctor everybody keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
Doctor Doctor I think I have 10 seconds to live.
Just wait another minute!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out !
Certainly, which way did you come in ?
Doctor Doctor I have trouble getting to sleep.
Sit on the edge and you will soon drop off!
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a spoon.
Just sit there but don't stir!
Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a snooker ball.
Wait a second, get back in queue!
Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later!
Doctor Doctor, I lost my memory.
When did this happen!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I?m invisible
Who said that?
Doctor Doctor I think I'm falling to pieces.
How did you screw up?
Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
I will deal with you later!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad !
Doctor Doctor my boy has swallowed a roll of film.
Well lets just hope nothing develops!
Doctor Doctor, what happened to the boy who swallowed the �1 coin?
No change yet!
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ?
I never make rash promises !
Doctor Doctor, I feel like a bell.
Give me a ring if it gets any worse!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point !
An old lady walks into the doctors room and tells him of her symptoms."I have a strange problem. You see, I am always farting but they never smell and you cannot hear them. In fact I have Farted ten times already!". The doctor thought for a while and then gave her some pills."Come back and see me in two weeks" he said. Two weeks later the old lady came back and iratly said "It is twice as bad now! I still fart but they smell real bad!". The doctor replied,"Good, your sinuses are better, next we'll work on your hearing!"
