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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...



There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They were all in the forest and the Englishman caught a rabbit."How did you catch that?" asked the Irishman. The Englishman said he followed the tracks and he caught one, and went off to cook it. The Scotsman came back with a deer."How did you catch that?" asked the Irishman again. He replied "I followed the tracks and they led me to him and went off to cook it. Later that night the Irishman came back with a broken arm and fractured ribs."what happened?" asked the other two men.The Irishman replied "I followed the tracks and got hit by a train".