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Jokes about anything!The jokes without a set catagory can be the best!Those "what do you call a man/woman" jokes Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! A collection of bad jokes A few lightbulb jokes A man went into a hotel, and stayed the night. That night he had a 3 course continental dinner. After this he retired to his room where he slept. Well, the next morning as he left he spotted a comment card facility so he filled one in and posted it. This is what he wrote."Super Colly, Frogs Elastic, Eggs taste quite attrocious!" What does a miser do in winter? Sit around a candle. What does a miser do in a very cold winter? Light it! What do you call frozen water? Ice What do you call frozen tea? Iced Tea What do you call frozen cream? Iced Cream. What do you call frozen ink? Iced Ink! I warned you these were bad...Why is perfume obedient? It is scent wherever it goes! What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I will hang around! What is the difference between a teacher and a railway guard? One minds the train, the other trains the mind! Why was the Geography teacher so good? He had abroad knowlage of the world! These are actually quite good!What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug! What do you call a woman with a mixer on her head? Blenda! What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff! What do you call a limbless man on a wall? Art! What do you call his arms and legs? Pieces of Art! What do you call a man stuck between two buildings? Ali! What do you call a woman juggling three bottles of alcohol? Beartrix! What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen! What do you call her after her operation? Noleen! What do you call a man wearing two raincoats? Max! What do you call a man under your car? Jack! What do you call a woman with a gas fire on her head? Anita! What do you call a man in a postbox? Bill! What do you call a woman stood between two posts? Annette! This is classicly funny!"Learn Chinese in 5 minutes" From The Houseman Gang LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES [English phrase] -- [Chinese Interpretation] Are you harboring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. -- Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man -- Dum Gai Small Horse -- Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table. -- Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a facelift. -- Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here. -- Wai So Dim? Has your flight been delayed? -- Hao Long Wei Ting? That was an unauthorized execution. -- Lin Ching I thought you were on a diet. -- Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone. -- No Pah King Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? -- Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? You are not very bright. -- Yu So Dum I got this for free. -- Ai No Pei I am not guilty. -- Wai Hang Mi? Please, stay a while longer. -- Wai Go Nao? Our meeting was scheduled for next week. -- Wai Yu Kum Nao They have arrived. -- Hia Dei Kum Stay out of sight. -- Lei Lo He's cleaning his automobile.-- Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive. -- Yu stin ki pu Very useful for ordering teik haw ays! Just how many does it take to fit a lightbulb?How many Chinese does it take to change a lightbulb? 50,000. They need to give it a cultural revolution! How many Chinese does it take to change a lightbulb? Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work! |