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Excuse the Pun Puns about Nature, animals and the world Puns about the Law Health Puns Technology Puns Collective Noun Puns Puns about Nature, animals and the world A new lumberjack's union was started by a splinter group. A gambling gardener usually hedges his bets. I cut the grass only when I am Mowtivated. Gardeners like to spring into action. An apple farmer with poor yields has to get to the core of the problem. Those who plant trees be-leaf in the future. The city pound keeps a cat-a-logue of strays. Dont pee at the lampost, the mutt said doggedly It's nice to visit a ranch because of the horsepitality. Two foxes chasing four rabbits decided to split hares. Are fish smart because they spawn good ideas while in schools? Canyons can be gorge-ous. People who live in the mountains have their own viewpoint Bee keepers always manage to keep buzzy. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled? A poor farmer was fleeced at the market. African carnivores mainly eat fast food. With everything you read about spray cans and the ozone layer it's enough to scareosol to death To spot a glacier, you have to have good ice sight. Puns about the Law Thieves have muscles of steal A hay farmer in jail could get out on bale. A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest A librarian caught stealing had the book thrown at her and was put in a three storey jail Execution with a noose could cause a real hangover. In the old days, a suspended sentence was hanging. Lawyers wear law suits. Next time you get a lawyer a drink, give him just-ice Old judges never die, they just slur their sentences. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood, and one of them was a-salted The case against a donut thief was full of holes. A detective likes to have a brief case. Puns about Health Heart surgeons never bypass a good opportunity. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Some cardiologists are heartless Do psychiatrists and rectal doctors deal with odds and ends? Puns about Technology Talking to her about computer hardware, I make my mother board. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. Computers at breakfast food companies use serial i/o. Whoever invented binary logic knew how to put two and two together. Pocket tape recorders were invented for those who like small talk. A computer student was told to work harder in school or he wouldn't get an up-grade. A computer program attached to an electric chair would have to have its execution checked carefully. A computer store takes inventory to monitor progress, including a disk-count. Buying a cheap mouse could leave you with a squeak and a sad tale. Whether you use a keyboard or a knife, be careful with your back slash. Television sets in Britain have to cross the English Channel. Collective Noun Puns If you have a pride of lions, and a charm of finches, can you have... a brace of orthodontists an enterprise of trekkies. a thrombosis of heart specialists. a treachery of spies a magnum of hit-men, a quarrel of lawyers, a shortage of dwarves, a hassle of errands, a sulk of teenagers, a plunder of goons. a minuscule of sub-atomic particles an assassination of gangsters. a clutch of mechanics. a spider of webmasters.