Points for Guys
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In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
* Do something she likes & you get points.
* Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted.
* You don't get any points for doing something she expects!!
Sorry, that's the way the game is played...

Simple Duties

You take out the recyclables and stack them neatly by the curb.........................................+1
You take out the recyclables at 4:30 am, as the truck pulls away........................................-1
You load the dishwasher whenever you dirty a dish............................................................+1
You leave dishes in the sink...................................................................................................-1
You leave them under the bed...............................................................................................-5

You leave the toilet seat up...................................................................................................+1
You leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night (and she's pregnant).....................-20
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................................................................0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex................................................-1
When the Kleenex runs out, you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom................................-2

You make the bed..................................................................................................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..................................................0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....................................................................-1
You make sure there's plenty of gas in the car for her........................................................+1
You make sure there are barely enough fumes in the car to make it to the nearest gas station........................................................................................................................................-1

You check out a suspicious noise at night...............................................................................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing..................................................................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something...........................................................+5
You pummel it with a six iron..............................................................................................+10
It's her father........................................................................................................................-10

Social Engagements

You stay by her side the entire party......................................................................................0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy...........................-2
Named Tiffany........................................................................................................................-4
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly..................................+1
When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain," and pat her on the rump....-5

Flowers

You buy her flowers only when it's expected..........................................................................0
You don't buy her flowers when it's expected.....................................................................-10
You buy her flowers as a surprise.........................................................................................+5
You give wild flowers you've actually picked yourself.......................................................+10
And she contracts Lyme disease.........................................................................................-25

Driving

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