Why it takes a license
to drive
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received
on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's
driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation
offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing
the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a
four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested
for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you
could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or
being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red
traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic
problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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