Sounds Wavs

Southpark

Teacher: Well, you don't see that every day!
Cartman's Firefart
Cartman: Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants
Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big-boned
Cartman: Oh boy, Super-Bitch is at it again!
Kenny's speech
Wendy: Hey! He's like Rudolph!

The Simpsons

Apu: Silly customer! You cannot hurt a twinkie!
Apu: Put it down or I'll blow your heads off!
Barney: Uh-Oh, my heart just stopped.....ahh, there it goes!
Barney: Whoa, someone smells stinky! *sniff sniff* Oh, it's me!
Bart: Aye Carrumba!
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Burns: Excellent!
Flanders: Okely-Dokely!
Flanders: Hi-dily Hey!
Grandpa: That doll is evil I tell ya. Evil, eeeeviiil!
Grandpa: Daaaaaaa!
Homer: Kiss my hairy, yellow butt
Homer: Dohhh!
Homer: I hope I haven't upset you, BONGO HEAD!!! *starts beating on Mr. Burns' head*
Homer: Mmmm, beer
Homer: *sings* I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer...
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. Except the weasels.
Homer: Woo-hoo!!!
Homer: Hey wiener boy. Where do you think you're going?
Homer: Ahhh! They're dogs and they're playing poker! *screams and runs away*
Homer: *growls* Must destroy mankind.Ooooh. Lunch time!
Homer: Noooo!!!!!
Homer: Ahhhh!! *runs away, slams door*
Homer: Mmmm, donuts
Singers: *Itchy & Scratchy theme song*
Nelson: Ha Ha!

Warner Bros. Cartoons

Tweety: Bad ole puddy tat!
Brain: Now, throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet!
Porky: Happy birthday you thing from another world you.
Daffy: I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby.
Marvin the Martian: The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds.
Foghorn Leghorn: That dog's as subtle as a hand granade in a barrel of oatmeal.
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.
Elmer Fudd: I got you cornered you screwy rabbit!
Foghorn Leghorn: Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
Wakko: I don't think so!
Yakko: And now another, Useless Fact.
Brain: We are witnessing the birth of a powerful new artform. Pinky: Is it decopage? I love decopage!
Brain: We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money. Pinky: Capital Hill?

Star Wars

Yoda: Always two, there are. A master and his aprentice
Yoda: Control, control, you must learn control!
C3P0: That malfunctioning little trirp. This is all his fault.
Emporer Palpatine: I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.
C3P0: You know better than to trust a strange computer.
Darth Vader: Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly.
Emporer Palpatine: You will find that it is you who is mistaken. About a great many things.
Darth Vader: He will join us or die, master.
C3P0: We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

That 70's Show

Eric: Well, I have it on pretty good authority that I'm a dumb-ass
Red: Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumb-ass.
Red: And we're all having a happy damn Thanksgiving!
Eric's Mom: For the love of God, move!
Girl: Hey turkey boy. Wanna show me your giblets?
Fez: You are a bitch
Eric's mom: Oh, that's nice. That's music to a mother's ears

Star Trek

Bridge to Captain
Commands code verified
Computing now Captain
Spoc, the computer, destroy it!
May glory and honor follow you on your journey
His brain is gone
Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
Please state the nature of your medial emergency
Auto shutdown sequence in progress

Disney Cartoons

Buzzlightyear: Buzzlightyear to Star Command. Come in Star Command.
Eeyore: Thanks for noticing me.
Iago: I can't take it anymore!

Misc. Cartoons

Bobby Hill: Well, go on woman. Get me my dinner.
Boomhauer: *usual gibberish*
Natasha: All right darling. Now what the plan?
Hank Hill: Just kill me now.
Hank Hill: What in the hell!
Hank Hill: Well I, *laughs funny*, huh, that's a hell of a weird sound. I never made that before.
Rocky Squirrel: Hokey-Smoke!
Rocko: I don't think my parents want to see this.
Lucy: Look Charlie, let's face it. We all know Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate you know.
Sally: All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
Heifer: I need a big, warm, soft behind.
Shaggy: Every man for himself!
Shaggy: Give me liberty, or give me pizza pie.
Man: Yeah, mighta gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those blasted kids or their dog.
The Tick: Criminals, you face the sworn protector of this fair city. You face The Tick!
The Tick: Ahhh, dairy goodness.
The Tick: Yes, destiny has her hand on my back. And she's pushing!
Rocko: I'm constantly in the state of wanting to throw up!

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