BUTTNOSE'S LIFE
Things that buttnose does:
1. He uses kleenex to wipe his ass
2. He's the first one to smell his farts
3. He looks like he's having a hangover when he takes a crap
4. He has intestines in his head
5. He does not have to undress before recieving an anal probe
6. He has two pairs of cheeks on his face
7. He gets a runny nose when he has diarrhea
8. He gets a stuffy nose when he is constipated
9. He craps when he smells pepper
10. He feels horny when he gets punched in the nose
11. He has a censored sign on his yearbook picture
12. He has recieved several wounds trying to sit on his ass
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