Dumb Thoughts

by Unknown

Another pithy quote: "I think therefore I am. Opionated."
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
When shooting a mime, do you need a silencer?
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the Earth.
A day without sun shine is like, night.
When in darkness or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.
I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.