If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days ofthe year, why do they have locks on the doors?

      Why do they put Braille dots on the dey pads ofthe drive-up ATM machine?

      Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

      If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?

      Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you trasportsomething by ship it's called cargo?

      Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address,you turn the radio down?

      Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

      Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

      If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

      Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

      Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?