This page is devoted to the few hated people in my life

Public Enemy No. 1 :

CHRISTOPHER NICOLAS DiRIE

This man flat out makes me sick. I don't even care to explain how he just makes me irritated and annoyed.We've done shows together and used to be friends in freshman year , but now things have changed...

PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 2 : GOD (a.k.a. Jehova , Yahweh , etc.)

This guy really ticked me off good when he put a price on my life. Not only do I run the risk of getting cancer , but I also have to deal with the possibility of getting MS as well. So , in other words , he's screwed me. And I don't like to get screwed.

PREPS

I know this includes a lot of people , but I feel the need ot rant. The majority of my CBC senior class was made up of this group. A bunch of similarly-dressed , fashion-focused , brand-named , look-alike assholes that basically pissed me off to the point of breaking. You see , there was this thing (smoke , rumors , whatever) that was going around our school in the days approaching graduation , that I was going to commit some act of violence. C'mon people , that shit is just insane! Me ? Violent ? (OK , sometimes , I will have a violent thought , but I would never perpetrate any violence of that nature , or on that scale)

THAT ONE GUY

You know this guy , even if you've never met him. He's the one that steals your would-be-girlfriends from under your nose. He's the guy who cuts you off in traffic , he's the guy that mugs you at the ATM , he's the guy that screws up your life as you know it , just so that he can have a cheap laugh/thrill at your expense. If you see this guy , beat the shit out of him for me . And Joe. And Everyone else for that matter. Hell , nevermind a severe beating , what this guy needs is some Electo-shock... No , forget that , he needs car batteries wired to this testicles. Yeah..... that's about right....