MY ORIGINAL "COMEDY CREATIONS" -Pg. 14 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| "GOIN' FISHIN'-" (Raunchy C/W Song Lyrics) Just Add Music! | ||||||||||||||||||||
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I'm Good At Writing WORDS (In This Case- LYRICS) But Not At Composing MUSIC... If YOU Can, And Would Like To Collaborate On This "Song"(Or OTHERS I Have Written-) Drop Me An E-Mail! A Good Woman's HARD To Find - And Harder Still To HOLD, I Thought That I Had FOUND One But She Won't Do What She's Told! She Spends Each Day With "OPRAH" And Out Love Has Gone To HELL, So Now I'm "Swingin' SOLO" ...And I Guess It's Just As Well. Just Because She Left Me Don't Mean She Broke My Heart- And Don't Think 'Cause I'm "UnAttached" That I'll Just "Fall Apart"- The Life We Shared Is OVER- I Won't Waste My Time With WISHIN', There's Plenty Of OTHERS In The "Sea"- So I'm A GOIN' FISHIN'! (Chorus) I'll Grab My "Pole" - Cast 'Em A Line, Wiggle My "Bait" And In NO Time- I'll Hook Me A BEAUTY ... Reel Her In, Enjoy My "Catch" - Then START AGAIN! This Single Life's Just FINE With Me- Treatin' Me Alright, My "Pole" Gets LOTS Of Action And The "Bait" Is Gone Each Night... So THANK YOU LORD And Gimme Strength (So I'll Enjoy Each MINUTE-) 'Cause With THIS Kind Of "Fishin"... There Ain't No !@#*?!! LIMIT! | |||||||||||||||||||
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Like My "DAFFY-NITIONS", These Are Just Some Silly And Fun "Mind Burps" That Clutter Up My Head Until I Write 'Em Down! Famous DOGS - Buddy HOWLy, FANG Sinatra, The Rolling BONES, WOOFy Allen, Lawrence WHELP, JoHOUND Sebastion BARK, BARK Gable, DOG Ellington, PUP John Paul, Oprah WinFLEA, Kirk DOGless, ARF Linkletter, The BARKs Brothers, Orson WHELPS, BONE Derek, The BEAGLES(Singing "I Want To Hold Your HOUND")HOWL Jolson And SO On... Question: Who Does Home Deliveries For Expectant Dogs? Answer: The Mid-WOOF! Oldest One-Liner: (Sorry Henny) "Take My WOOF...PLEASE!" | |||||||||||||||||||
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Famous CATS - Charleton HISSton, DeCLAWED Raines, Raymond PURR, YOWL Brynner, CATerine Hepburn, Dear TABBY, Bob Mewhart, BorHISS Karloff, Conway KITTY, Eddie PURRphey, CAT Calloway, MEOWkill Jackson, STRAY Leno, Billy YOWL, Etc... "Pet" TV/Movie Titles- "Litter Box Of Horrors", "Monday Night Furrball", "Strays Of Our Lives", "All My Kittens", "Nine Lives To Live", "Singing On The Reign", "Dirty Hairy", "Fleas Company", "Mr. Rover's Neighborhood" And So On- | |||||||||||||||||||
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