The
Secrets
Here
they are for the the world to use. Good luck with them and if they
work for you I only require either 05% of
what you make from them. Or that you name you first born child after
me. enjoy and learn.
Idea #1:
One of the biggest kept secrets is something that I read on a bumper sticker
or t-shirt somewhere. KEEP smiling. it makes them wonder what you
are up to. This is the one people. It makes everything
easier to handle. Situation One>
Your boss says you have to stay late for
work and your kid has a ball game. Smile at him. Now he thinks you want
to stay, gets worried that you are planning on robbing him
blind or going to sleep with HIS secretary. He
tells you not to worry about it and sends you home. Tada. Or how
about this one for the kids. The School bully is fixing to take your
lunch, smile, Know he figures that you spit on the sandwitch and
doesn't want it anymore. Cool huh. It is this easy. Make them
worry and wonder what's up. After awhile I guarentee life will be
just a little smoother.
Idea #1:
How about this one, Don't sweat the little shit. I know, you all
have heard it before, but nobody is listening. Think people. Joe
Blow goes to work everyday worrying if his boss got laid and wether
or not he still has a job. Then he goes home and worries about
money, his kid's grades at school, and if his wife is cheating on
him. He finally goes to bed worrying about tomorrow, Which isn't
even here yet, finally gets to sleep, and has a heart attack.
Do any of you see the moral to the story? Joe has killed himself with worry,
and it is pointless because now he doesn't have a job, his kids don't
have a father, and I can guarrentee you that now his wife will sleep with
someone else. And he caused every bit of this himself. If once in
a while he decided not to care, he would still be here. Sometimes you have
to care enough not to care. Excuse me now, Joe's wife
is waiting for me.
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