The Secrets

 
Here they are for the the world to use.  Good luck with them and if they work for you I only require either 05% of what you make from them.  Or that you name you first born child after me.  enjoy and learn.

    Idea #1: One of the biggest kept secrets is something that I read on a bumper sticker or t-shirt somewhere. KEEP smiling.  it makes them wonder what you are  up to.   This is the one people. It makes everything easier to handle.   Situation One> Your boss says you  have to stay late for work and your kid has a ball game. Smile at him. Now he thinks you want to  stay, gets worried that you are  planning on robbing him blind or  going to sleep with HIS secretary.    He tells you not to worry about it  and sends you home. Tada. Or how  about this one for the kids. The School bully is fixing to take your  lunch, smile, Know he figures that  you spit on the sandwitch and doesn't want it anymore. Cool huh.   It is this easy. Make them worry and wonder what's up. After  awhile I guarentee life will be just a little smoother. 

      Idea #1: How about this one,  Don't sweat the little shit. I know, you all have heard it before, but nobody is listening.  Think people. Joe Blow goes to work everyday worrying if  his boss got laid and wether  or not he still has a job. Then  he goes home and worries  about money, his kid's grades  at school, and if his wife is cheating on him. He finally  goes to bed worrying about tomorrow, Which isn't even here yet, finally gets to sleep,  and has a heart attack.
            Do any of you see the moral to the story? Joe has killed himself with worry, and it is pointless because now he doesn't have a job, his kids  don't have a father, and I can guarrentee you that now his wife will sleep with someone else. And he caused every bit of this himself.  If once in a while he decided not to care, he would still be here. Sometimes you have to  care enough not to care.   Excuse me now, Joe's wife is waiting for me.

 
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