... To remind them that "Toes Go In First"...

If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a roof at the same time, which would hit the pavement first???

The brunette. The blonde stopped for directions.

And they always get the words to songs wrong...

Babies, don't let your mama's grow up to be cowboys... er...
Mama's, don't let your Cowboys grow up to be babies... er...
Babies, don't let your Cowboys grow up to be mama's.... hmmm...

Why are most blondes so poor?

Ever heard the expression: "A penny for your thoughts.." ???

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money,
she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind
a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under
the pecan tree next to the slide on the North side of the
playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent
him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the
blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting
beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found
the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

O.K., O.K.
In all fairness, there are no doubt some blondes out there that get tired of "Blonde Jokes". Personally, I have Auburn, kinda sorta reddish hair. To show that I can take a joke too, anyone that wants to submit something joke-wise in regard to "Carrot-tops" is welcome. If anyone wants to submit a joke, blonde, carrot=top, or otherwise...
Drop in in the E-Mail! It might even make it up here!
Who knows, I may even pop it up on the page!