... Yes. But only if you have some marshmallows.

I just got a new SCSI drive. The docs say it needs to be terminated. What should I do?

Buy or borrow a handgun and shoot it.

My new CPU is overheating, it's supposed to have a heatsink and fan, but I don't want to get them, Is there any other way to keep it running cooler?

Certainly... just get some scotch tape and an ice cube!

Frustrated with your computer or server?
Remember Lizzy Borden? Her little song?

Cyber-Snotty took an axe,
Gave his puter fotry whacks...
When he saw what he had done,
He gave his printer forty-one!

Where's YOURS???
If anyone has a contribution they would like to make...
Drop it in the E-Mail!
Who knows, I may even pop it up on the page!