Jasper

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Recently had a visit from a long lost Relative...
From the Islands... (Hawaii)
(or another... PLANET... ),
Eh, hem...
...still not quite sure Which .
(Hawaii is still on Pluto, Isn't It???)

But, in Honor of Japser, Jasper... Mikey....
Alo-ha Oiy...

E-Mail c/o, Jasper, the Friendly Goat,
Splinter City (see the Goat song), Volcano Grove, Usta-be, Hawaii 90210
The Is-Land Exploded in Jasper's abscence, ergo the "Usta-be" part of the address, of which Jasper is yet unaware... ergo the New Zipcode as well...
Don't say anything yet, let it be a Surprise, O.K.?

to the tune of "Casper the friendly ghost..."
Jas-Per, the Friendly Goat, the Friendliest Goat You Know...
He'll dance on your leg, if it ain't a wooden peg,
He's Jasper, The Friendly Goat!

(Maybe that's the Splinter City Reference, hmmm....
Please, don't make me watch Casper again for the sake of a lyric!)

to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman"...
Jas-Per, the SnowMan....
Was a very strange old man,
He'd grunt and he'd fart
and he'd eat a cherry tart...
But he never found a bed-pan...
(Children of the World, Don't eat dirty looking snow...Japer hasn't been out of the Islands long... you Know...)

Parents... When Jasper's in the area, it is better to take your children to the beach rather than the mountains...
(More later...hopefully lyrics, as opposed to more dirty snow...)

to the tune of "Rudolf the Rednose Reindeer"
Jasper the Red **** Raindear,
had a very shiny ****,
And every time you saw him,
He'd be sniffin' Santa's ****
A Contribution from Cousin Sue-Dude
to the tune of "OH Where oh where has my little dog gone..."
Oh where, oh where has cuz Jasper gone,
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his jar of salsa
And softened cream cheese,
Oh where, oh where can he be?
As it began turning dark
He rode out of the park
Following Ron to a bar down the street...
Oh where, oh where has Cuz jasper gone,
He's lost... asleep in the car!