cont. from last years dog enema

By: Joe Oxford
From: Looney Bin Forum
On: Chaensaw Messiah BBS
Date 3/19/95

<<<<<cont. from last years dog enema>>>>>>

The turd was misplaced for a season. Cheese came and went and Larry made
the grade. A nice cat was surely awarded and yet hunger (still overcome by
the Christmas season) found it's place on the crisp new bed sheet. "Make
mine a double!" squeaked the fat boy, foot in mouth. A fat Jesus was just
about there when it snapped, thus ruining it for the few christians that
felt they too were saved. "Make mine a double!" the little fat one yelled
again, showing off his Good Housekeeping squeal of approval. My butt
twitched but no fear washed up upon the shore of the vast read seas.
Lesions were in my soup and acid springs eternal. The drinks are still a
$1.50 but you can make it by five if you take the A-train, side B. The best
thing the devil could do was to self-sacrifice and coordinate the K-mart
walk so that pleasure could be evened out. A dance ensued.