,:-)            user shaved an eyebrow
:v)             user has a broken nose
:_)             user's nose is sliding off
3:[             unhappy pet smiley
E-:-)           ham radio operator
%-6             user is brain dead
[:-)            wearing a walkman
(:I             egghead
<:-I            dunce
|-C:-)          wearing a beany hat
@:-)            wearing a turban
:-0             Quiet!
:-:             the invisible
.-)             has one eye
;-)             winking
<3:o)           user is a wizard
-=*:-)          tex wizard
:)              midget smiley
:]              friendly midget smiley
=)              variation on a theme
:}              what?
:)              happy classic smiley
:D              laugh out loud
?:-)            elvis smiley
:|              thinking
:(              sad
:O              yell
|-I             user is asleep
|-O             user is yawning
:-Q             user is a smoker
:-?             user smokes a pipe
-O-)            user wearing a scuba diver
0:-)            user is an angel
]:-[            user is a devil
:-'             spitting
:-S             made an incoherent statement
:-D             is laughing
:-X             lips are sealed
:-C             really bummed
<|-)            chinese
<|-(            unhappy chinese
:-/             skeptical
C=:-)           a chef
@=              pro nuclear war
*<:-)           wearing santa clause hat
:-o             uh-oh
(8-o            wearing glasses in awe
*:o)            clown
3:]             some pet smiley
[]              hugs
:*              kisses
||              sleeping
^o              snoring
~~:-(           net.flame
 !8-)           businessman
:=)             two noses
+-:-)           priest
':-)            shaved an eyebrow
:<)             from ivy league
:-&             toungue tied
=:-)            a nosehead
-:-)            punk
:-*             ate something sour
:-)~            drools
:-~)            has a cold
:'-(            crying
:-@             screaming
:-#             wears braces
:^)             has a broken nose
8:-)            a little girl
:-)-8           a big girl
:-{)            has a mustache
:-"2            wears a lipstick
{:-)            wears toupee
}:-(            toupee is an updraft
:-[             a vampire
:-E             bucktooth vampire
:-7             just made a wry statement
* :-I           net.unix-wizards
X-(             net.suicide
E-:-I           net.ham-radio
8-P             bugged eye fellow with a stupid grin
8-(             same bugged eye fellow with a frown
8-((            bugged eye fellow getting bugged twice
8-)             getting happy liao
[$|:-)          money minded fella
[&|:-)          clever fella
[*|:-)          brillant fella
[:)|:-)         fella in love
[[:)|:-)|:-)    fella in love with someone who loves someone else (sob sob)
[?|:-)          blur fella
[ |:-)          brainless
[:(|:-|         worried about a friend
[u|:-)          thinking of you
[u|>(           angry with you
[x|;-)          dirty fella
[$|:-|          financially troubled (or poor thing)
[9|:-)          mathematician
[a|:-)          poet/writer
[never|:-)      nevermind
[[[[[[...       recursive thinking
[!|:-)          i have made up my mind
[+-(|:-x        braindead