THE HISTORY OF THE MODERN WORLD
Now, I'm no expert on world history, but I have learnt one or two little facts. I don't really care what anyone may tell you, the information on this page is FACT, unless you're calling me a liar that is…
1901:
Sigmund Freud said that everyone in the world was "A dirty queer" apart from him, his sheep called Colin, and his imaginary ferret, called Mr Mcfaggot, which he kept in his trousers.
1903:
Einstein was born, and immediately started pulling crap faces, and spouting a load of old crap that no-one can understand anyway.
1910:
Queen Victoria died at the age of 213, while she was "taking a dump".
1917:
In the main towns of America, a short-lived fashion of "wearing fire" was created by a man with no dick. This only lasted for five minutes, as the only people stupid enough to do it suddenly "Disappeared"
1924, 3.02pm:
Englebert Humpedink and his army, who were nicknamed the gay brigade invaded Poland, and the Second World War started.
1924, 3.05pm:
Englebert Humpedink's army was completely wiped out to a man, and, Englebert himself was overthrown, thus ending World War Two.
1931:
The first underpants were invented by Ruben Macock.
1939:
The first underpants were changed.
1945:
World war one started because some bloke dissed some other blokes mumma.
1952:
World War 1 ended after the other bloke said sorry.
1961:
English comedians invented the humorous trousers falling down gag.
1962:
In reply to the humorous trousers falling down gag, German comedians invented the humorous trousers falling up gag. It never caught on.
1983:
The word pants became funny, I was born.
Well, that's about it for history, so…