AWARDS

This page is dedicated to the many international awards this page has won, or stole from other, some would say better, sites.

Most sites would kill for this, the most treasured award in Internet history, and now it’s ours. 

Wow, it’s big, and gold, and now thanks to John Newbery it makes us the "most distinguished contribution to American literature for children." Honest.

An even bigger and more golden one, and what makes this special is that it entitles us to the "gay lesbian & bisexual book award."

Yes the results are in, and, yes, as expected, absolute pants is the new miss America!! Woo! Woo! Now who's sexy? Huh? Huh?

Now this award proves that we have the best oat meal cookie recipe in all of Alabama. And, what's more, the trophy looks like shite.

"Absolute pants is a member congregation of the United Synagogue of Conservative Judaism." And how we deserve it.

This, if my Chinese is up to scratch, means that we are the best Chinese Christian site for 1997, which personally I think is fair.

This I think lets us sell porn to children in Canterbury, or something.

Woohoo! We are now the game of the year! Impressed?