ARE YOU LOCAL?????
well im delighted to see that you choose the most splended place in all of Royston Vasey.......May i remind you that there will be no touching of the PRECIOUS THINGS........ and that you cannot buy anything here becuase there is nothing for you here!!!!
But anyway there has been a local shop on this site for generations and we (Edward and Tubbs) have made it quite clear that we intend to keep it like it as you may remember a long time ago some workmen came along and tried to build a new bypass that was planned to go right threw our local shop........ But as usaul we got rid of them in our special ways that we will reveal to you another time.
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The local shop has seen its fair amount of strangers here and in the long run we have always been around to prevent anymore strangers from coming here...... You lot are an exception becuase you are all local and cannot possibly be strangers.....CAN YOU.......
So then as i was saying we have alot of PRECIOUS THINGS here and we have a wide selection of novelty items. Now a lot of you may ask yourself why indeed there always seems to be a lot of stock available, this is because we never sell anything to anyone becuase all we get in here are strangers and they always seem to annoy us, especially Tubbs.
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