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Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!
Three guys, a homosexual priest, a young man who loved pizza and a middle aged smoker had just died and been sent up to heaven.
When they spoke to god he said they could have another chance at life only if they could resist their fav things.
So they were sent back down and went back to everyday life. The young guy walked home past a pizza place but had to go in. As soon as he walked in "POOF!!" he disappeared. The middle aged go was on his way home and desparate for a smoke. He saw a guy across the road having a smoke so he ran across the road, tackled the guy and just as he bent down to pick up the cigarette "POOF!!" the priest disappeared.