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One Day, father boggy went for a walk round the forrest, he met a fat man called Fred. They went for a coffee, father boggy had a cake while fat Fred had a stick of lard. Fat Fred was such a fat bastard that when he had finished his lard he just wanted more. When he asked Boggy for some more he replied " eat your own lard u fat piece of lard eating ass scratching scrotem lickin fucker!!" Fat fred got so angry that he tried to hit father boggy, but he was to fat and unfit to move his arm fast enough, so he just gave up and licked the grease off his plate.
They left a few minutes later, they never talked again. Father boggy didnt have any other friends so he made friends with a plant, the plant told him to kill people. fat Fred was such a fat bastard that when he had finished his lard he just wanted more. When he asked Boggy for some more he replied " eat your own lard u fat piece of lard eating ass scratching scrotem lickin fucker!!" So the plant told father boggy to kill fat fred.
Father Boggy then went into the city where there were lots of evil monkeys. All he would do is cut the monkeys legs and arms off and eat their testicles. Father Boggy found a knive, he played the moment where fred angered him over and over again in his mind. It made him even more angry. Boggy then went back to the woods to find fred, he found him and rapped him up in chicken wire so he would fit in the oven. Fred was nice and crispy but repeated on Boggy and Boggy kept on chucking up pieces of lard! Boggy gave the rest of fat fred to a charity for food, he then wen out to look for his next victim.
Thursday came and it was time for Boggy to have his mullet trimmed. Boggy made his way to gay Petes barber shop and gazed through the window. There was Pete with a big dildo stuck up his arse. Boggy wasnt going to have this so out with the knife and in he went to cut off Petes testicles. Pete screamed as father Boggy cut off his testicles. Father boggy, pulled out the dildo and replaced it with his knife, he then had to get another, he went to a knife shop and got the longest one. One his way home, he saw another bloke with a mullet, he thought to himself "he's trying to copy me". Boggy decided to be clever while killing this man, he made friends with him and invited him home, he found out that the other bloke with the mullet was called Malcom. He got talking to Malcom, during the conversation, Malcom said that he hated mullets and wished he didn't have one, Boggy took pride in having a mullet, so obviosly got angry. Before Malcom could get away, Boggy shut all the doors and the windows and got his knive out. Malcom was covered in chicken wire and put in the over, malcom was a good meal, Boggy didnt share any of him.
Boggy retired to bed that evening and had a good pull on his plonker, but there was a nock at the door so Boggy went to open it. There stood malcolm brother he was called edd. Edd had a huge toilet on his head and his eyes were poking out of the top and in his hands was the biggest pulsating pussy Boggy had ever seen. Edd put it over Boggys head and Boggy suffacated, that was the end of Boggy.
The End........ Or is it???