The Adventures of Peter the Pigeon and the Nipple Demon

It was a cold winter's day and Peter the Pigeon was walking around the local park, there was no one around. He looked down, he noticed that it was so cold that his nipples had become hard "AAH! MY NIPPLES!" he shouted.

The Nipple Demon saw this happen and went for his Nipples, Peter the pigeon ran away but the Nipple Demon chased him and groped his nipples. They both died happy.

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