It was a tuesday when Fred first got embarassed. Fred was in a VERY VERY important meeting, everything went really really well, it was for his job, his boss was just about to give him a promotion when willie the winkle decided to ruin it for Fred. Just as Fred stood up to shake hands with his boss, willie the winkle barfed and pissed Fred's pants, it was so much that the floor got really wet. It was a smooth floor, so Fred's boss slipped in the urine, he looked up at Fred and fired him.
When he got home, Fred was really really angry with Willie the Winkle, he had to get back at him, so out came the magazines again... So he refused to become erect, he just lay there like a tired ferret on a brillo pad, well Fred wasn't having any of this and so he pulled out a meat cleaver and pulled his pants down and cut willy clean off! Will was thrown in the bin and left to rot. But since Willy was a concious little penis he climbed out and realised he could get a great job in the PORN industry!
One month later, Willie was featured on loads of tv programes and in loads of magazines, he got a new agent called clive, what willie didn't know was that Clive was Fred's latest partner, after Fred was dumped by Lodge, because of the urine incident.
As soon as Willy realised that Clive was Freds new partner he spat in his face and left a trail of piss behind him. So Clive followed the urine and came to a group of hippies that were staying at WillyS place, they were al bombed out and pointed to where Willy was laying in the next room. In burst Clive and grabbed Willy and stuck Willy up his arse. When Willy finally wriggled clear he was covered in Clives shite and ran off to band practice.
The next day, Willie was reading a news paper, the main story was about some murderer called Boggy, but just under the main story was an advert, it said "WANTED, personal organs to perform in a show at the circus, very high pay". Willie, realised that this was his chance to get away from Fred and Clive, so he decided to go. He turned up at the circus, and walked in, OH NO!, IT WAS A TRICK!! Fred and Clive jumped out holding hands, they ran towards him with knives in their free hands, Willie was cornered, Fred and Clive were walking towards him, he had nowhere to go, suddenly Farmer Lodge ran out and kicked both men over and saved Willie, he took Willie home and put him on his bedside table, as an ornament, willie was finally safe from Fred and Clive. He then found out that Farmer Lodge actually had a girlfriend, Willie met her one day, she was a strange person, she kept squinting and she had an annoying voice, but it was better than Fred and Clive.... but only just.