City of Los Angeles Math Proficiency Exam

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NAME : _________________________..........................GANG : _________________________

 

1) Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round magazine. If he misses 6 out of every ten shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before has has to change magazines?

 

2) Jose has 2 ounces of cocains. He sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy fo $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

 

3) Rufus is pimping for 3 girls and the pruce for each trick is $65. How many tricks will each girl have to turn in order to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?

 

4) Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

 

5) Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. Has has stolen 2 BMWs and 3 4x4s. How many Chevys will he have to boost to make $800?

 

6) Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He received $10,000 for the hit and his common law wife is spending $100 per month.

a) How much money will be left when he gets out of prison?

b) How many years will he recieve for killing the bitch when he finds out?

 

7) If the average spray can covers 22 square feet, and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

 

8) Hector knocked up 3 of the 27 girls in his gang. What percentage of the girls in his gang has Hector knocked up?

 

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