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106 miles to Chicago--Blues Brothers.


Dice, You're 10 seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your life.


Kermit counting and singing.


Mounty Python, King Arthur can't count.


Bruce Willis, 12 Monkeys.


The question du jour at the White House.


Mounty Python, King Arthur can't count.


Hal, 2001.


Mike Meyers, So I married an Ax Murderer, playing the hilarious Scottsman.


Homer Simpson, rippin off several doh's.


Dirty Harry, do you feel lucky punk?


What you never want to hear when you call for help.


A great insult, and one of the few clean enough that I can post it here.


Mounty Python, He who is called Tim (Cleese).


The late Sam Kinison, one of his few that I can post here.


Gene Wilder, in Young Frankenstein.


Jim Carey's signature line, or at least one of them.


Knee-slapping Bart Simpson crank phone call.


Michael Richards wigging out.


I am the angel of death, the moment of purification is at hand. Cool.

Had enough? If not, here's some more.
Assume the position.


What you never want to hear from your doctor.


Sounds like your anti-virus program is kicking in.


Mr. Murphy in 48 hours mocking another cop. Gotta hear this.


Another classic line from Jim Carey.


From Bill and Ted movie, "Bogus".


A helpful warning from Tommy Chong.


Agent Cooper, from Twin Peaks.


Seinfeld leaves the room on a high note.


Cornfed, from Duckman, warning to just say no.


Officer Barbrady asks a loaded question.


Microsoft tech support reply?.


classic Captain Kirk.


Awesome 56 chevy.


707 taking off.


Captain Picard gives the order to abandon ship.


Someone better get this guy a beer soon.


A sign you may have been in front of your computer too long.


Sirens, bombs.


really funny laugh.

More wav's. Midis on next page.
Sound clip from News Radio we can all relate to.


Your final warning.


Fun wav from Kramer.


Great insult.


Public Service Announcement from BB King.


Great News Radio clip about UFO's.


From This is Spinal Tap.


Another great News Radio clip.


Stimpy goin' nuts.


Ren asking important question.


Gomez Adams speaking for all of us.


Gomez getting track coaching from Lurch.


Barney Fife talking about Newt Gingrich.


Another good insult.


Touch call.


Clint Eastwood's idea of appetizers.


Eastwood trying to get to the bottom of things.


Great way to insult a blonde.


Hell's music programmer.


Fun to play this when opening your word processor.


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