How To Contact Us

You may want to contact us for some reason, whether it be to:

• Share the interesting details of your 50,000 word thesis on pet rocks,
• Share with us a Space Baron you wrote,
• Ask for directions to the nearest payphone,
• To complain about the blatant sexism, racism, intellectualism, or oversights and inconsistensies in Space Baron.

Here's how to contact us (in order of preference):

1. International Telepathy Number: 27.5
2. Email: [email protected]
3. Hurl a rock with a note tied around it
4. Blink in morse code when you see me
5. Get stranded on a deserted island and write crop-circle like messages on the beach to be televised when you are eventually found. (Although this is a problematic one, because I might not be watching TV on the particular night that the message is televised).