SPACE BARON in Space Baron Gets Incredibly Violent

Space Baron pulled out a surprisingly-futuristic-looking pistol and shot Brian in the head. "Mother-f***er" he screamed. He then raced round the apartment and shot all the pictures of Brian and himself, both of them, and then jumped up and down on his bed. When it broke, he jumped up and down on Brian's bed. When that broke he shot the TV, smashed all the windows, killed his next-door neighbours, and their cat, Mittens, and then jumped out the only window he hadn't broken to land face first on the Space-Baron-Mobile below. He got up, destroying this stories credibility, and knifed all the tires on the SB-mobile. He then killed a innocent passer-by, an innocent stander-by, and an extremely guilty looking lyer-bye. He jumped in a conveneint car, and when and killed all his enemies, ripping the skin from their evil skulls to reveal the flames beneath. "Goddamit" he exclaimed, Nicholas Cage style, and then went and killed all the people who'd made cameos in his story. He started by garotting Liam, then he disembowled Rob, and followed that up with a slaughtering of Neiil, dismembered Karl. "Goddam Muther-fu**ers" he said, shooting Liams brother who had inspired this story. Then, he got in a plane jumped out of it without a parachute caught up with someone who did have a parachute, pulled the cord, landed in the sea, was picked up by an empty jet ski, chased no-one in particular through many a high wave, used many other assorted cliches, and ended up back at his apartment, where Brian was waiting. (dont forget...no credibility).

"You finished?" Brian asked.

"Yes" said the Space Baron, out of breath.

"Good, coz dinners ready. I've made Brussel Sprout soup!"

The space Baron shot him.