Space Baron and Brian were driving down the highway at several hundred kilometres per hour.
"Did we beat them?" Space Baron asked Brian without taking His eyes off the road.
"Yeah, I think so," Brian swivelled around in his seat, "I can't hear the sirens anymore."
Just then a car came speeding towards them and to avoid a head on collision, Space Baron was forced to swerve off the highway into a ditch.
The other car came to a halt right next to them, and out of it stepped a Man, a Woman, two children and a baby.
"Gasp!" gasped Brian, "It's.... THE NUCLEAR FAMILY!!!'
For those of you who have never come across the nuclear family before, it is the first family in the world to acquire nuclear weapons technology, and they roam the world using it for their own evil purposes.
Space Baron and Brian jumped to attention. "What do you want?" demanded SB.
Nuclear Dad, without saying a word blew up the Space Baron Mobile, leaving nothing but a mushroom cloud.
"Is that the way you want to play it then," SB turned to Brian, "Quick Brian, hand me my Space Baron Nuclear Defusion Kit."
Brian shrugged and said, "I can't SB, all our stuff was in the SB Mobile. But don't worry, we can take them with hand-to-nuclear combat." With that, Brian ran at the nuclear family and grabbed nuclear baby, broke its neck and stood on it. "Ha! Take that!" he said.
Nuclear mum blew Brian up.
"Oh well," Space Baron wasn't worried, "thank god that the lack of continuity in this episode will restore my sidekick to me at some stage. But in the meantime, I've an idea." SB took Nuclear dad aside and whispered in his ear, "You know, your wife is having an affair with someone, and those aren't actually your children."
Nuclear dad's face went purple with rage. He turned and yelled "BITCH!" at the top of his voice before blowing up his wife and her bastard children with three nuclear bombs. He then turned to SB and said "you're next," in a dark and evil voice.
"Sorry," SB said, "but I'm afraid you are no longer part of the nuclear family. That's a mum, dad and children. You're just a dad." SB jumped into the Space Baron Mobile and said to Brian, "Let's roll," and they sped off into the sunset.
Nuclear dad was left in the middle of the road to shake his fists at SB and say, "I'll get you yet SB, you'll see. Someday I'll remarry and have more children, and I'll be part of a nuclear family again! You'll pay!!!"
THE END