Space Baron Episode #28

SPACE BARON Brushes His Teeth

- By Bob

Just like so many great comedy TV shows, Space Baron has no conitnuity, which will alow me : MORE FREEDOM resulting in MORE HILARITY PER WORD.


"Fuck!!!" said Space Baron as 594757 futurokilovolts flowed through his body. "Damn this new tooth-cleaning system. What's wrong with a toothbrush and some clean fresh tasting minty gel?"

"It doesn't clean thoroughly and it wear away the tooth's enamel."

"Hey! Since when have we had talking robots?"

"Since Rob couldn't come up with a credible reason for having Brian in the bathroom."

"Oh. Fair enough then." said Space Baron as edged his way out of the room, hoping that the Sony "Deluxe-tooth-cleaning system 7000" wouldn't notice. As he slipped out the door, covered in sweat after the nerve racking experience of using his futuristic bathroom facilities he started to run.

'Started' being the operative word because after a couple of steps he ran straight into Brian. Unfortunately for Space Baron, Brian was carrying ten pieces of toast all covered with lots of jam so Space Baron's near-naked body was instantly covered in Jam.

"What the hell are you doing in my apartment Brian?" said Space Baron, almost beside himself (which was possible with the help of future type technology) with anger.

"Rob came up with a credible reason for having me here." Said Brian, looking hurt as he picked up the recently deceased toast.

"Which is that you're an undercover international toast and jam theif is it?" Space Baron snarled cuttingly.

"No, we share a flat!"

"Oh goody, just what I've always wanted a boring bastard of a flatmate who I have to spend all day with anyway. How am I going to get this jam off, I'm not bloody going back into that bathroom, I can tell you."

"I could lick it off." said Brian somewhat unexpectedley.

"Ooh, correction on what I said earlier I should have said " I've always wanted a boring gay bastard of a flat-mate." Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"Sorry." muttered Brian looking hurt.

"Looks like I'll just have to have a bath in the kitchen sink again, and no I don't want to share it with you, and no, I'm quite capable of washing myself, even my back."

"Well, if it's okay with you I'll just stand here and watch, I mean, I'll just stand here and wash the dishes." said Brian, with a slight shiver and a funny look.

"No it's not okay you pervy little poof, you go and look at dirty pictures in the bathrroom, like the rest of the world."

"Oh."

AND SO ENDS ANOTHER CAPTIVATING EPISODE OF...
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..... THE SPACE BARON

STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPEISODE...
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UNTIL THEN, STAY FUTURISTIC.