SPACE BARON Takes A Back Seat While Brian Steals The Spotlight

Space Baron dashed into the headquarters, wearing only a towel. "Well whats up? I was in the shower," he yelled at Brian.

Brian meanwhile stood staring at Space Barons rippling muscles.

"Forget it Brian we've already done the whole "GAY" thing."

"Oh, ok," said Brian. "Anyway Ive been thinking, I'm sick of being the sidekick, I want some of the action for a change"

"Ok," said Space Baron, "You get to be the hero for our next adventure, whenever that may happen."

"Thanks," said Brian.

"Thats ok," said Space Baron.

"No really, I mean it," said Brian.

"It's ok, really," said Space Baron.

This conversation continued for two hours and showed no signs of stopping when suddenly the phone rang.

"Ughhh," said Space Baron. "Thats our special Space Baron phone It must be...."

"Thats Brian Phone" said Brian authoritavely.

"Ok, Brian phone, you'd better answer it."

Brian pciked up the brian phone, which looked suspicously like a space bar, and said "Hello, Brian here."

"Who?" asked the man on the other end.

"Brian, local super hero, EX sidekick, and disparager of paragraphs in stories."

"OK, BRIAN, I'm the minister for crime, superheroes, and other crap. We need you to stop a bomb going off."

"Well," said Brian "We dont have time for a scene change. Cant we make the bomb be here and you never know about it?"

Suddnely Brian was at the bomb, which was conveniently hidden in plain sight on the bench. "This must have been left by my arch nemesis, the Paragrapher " said Brian, reading the return address on the back of the bomb.

"Can you defuse it?" asked Space Baron, sidekickishly.

"Ummm," said Brian, looking at the bomb intently, "No."

Seconds later the bomb went off.

While recovering in hospital a few millenia later, Brian and Space Baron talked. "The Paragrapher beat me, not only did he blow me and you up, he also inserted a space into my story, MY STORY DAMMIT!!!!!" said Brian, his face showing dramatic, Oscar-clip style pain. "I dont want to be a super hero anymore. Too much media exposure Id like to go back to just being behind the scenes, inconspicuous, seen but not heard, dont talk to me leave me alone, phtang phtang Brian."

"Ok," said Space Baron, kicking Brian in the head to make him shut up.

"That hurt!" said Brian.

"I'm sorry," said Space Baron.

"Thats ok," said Brian.

"No I'm really sorry," said Space Baron.

"It's ok, really," said Brian.

"No I'm really trully, ruly, trully really ultimately...