Space Baron Episode #34

SPACE BARON and the Biggest Bunch of Bad Dudes He Has Ever Seen

- By Karl

"Oh no Space Baron!" Brian shouted, "This is the biggest bunch of bad guys wer have ever seen. What will we do?"

"Quick Brian!" Space Baron said, "Hand me the Space Baron Bad Guy Defeation Device."

"But that's cheating," Brian scolded, "There will be no action for the audience to see."

"Look Brian, if the audience wants to see violence and bad people ruining the world, then they can get bad guys to ruin their own world, but here in the setting of whichever world or dimension that we are set in, I am sick of having bad people committing crimes and shit all the time," Space Baron said, "Now gimme the (*^&('ing device."

With that, Brian handed Space Baron the Space Baron Bad Guy Defeation Device and the Bad guys were quickly defeated.

"That was pretty lame." Brian said, disappointed.

"Yeah, it was, wasn't it." Space Baron agreed.