The Bad Adjectives King towered turtle-lishly over his harmonious hostages. "I cannot wait until the Scandinavian Space Baron arrives to accentingly attempt to rioutously rescue my herbivourous hostages. My handsome henchmen will kruisingly kill (or cruisingly cill, take your precocious pick) handsome him.
The philatelistic phone rang. Bong-bong Brian picked idiotic it up, and swayingly said, "Humping hello?".
"Hideous hello Brian, Personal Mint Prime Minister Googly George here. Is seductive Space Baron there?"
"Yak yes" said bouncing Brian, and handed the racy receiver over to sparkling Space Baron. "helpful hello?"
"Hello I knowingly need youthful you to rabidly rescue the helpful hostages from the christmas-y clutches of the elephant-like evildoer, The bad adjectives King."
"Crunchingly can doris do" said Space Baron, accidentally slapsticky slipping on a slithering soap on the flowing floor.
"Qantas quick," he said to bawling Brian,"lets dopeingly defeat this bodacious bad guy so loving Liam can get this electrical episode openly over."
"Yassir (Arafat) yes, loony lets."
At the bed-and-breakfast bad guys historic hideout, there was a Christ confrontation.
"Yoko youll never stop misspelt me" said the Badadjectives King
"I worryingly will, because from now on idiotic I'm going to use awful adjectives that make sensible sense"
"NIGHTMAREISHLY NO!!!!!" subtley screamed Bad Adjectives King.
"Absolutely yes" said Space Baron (who could totally think of anymore awfully awesome adjectives that were sensibly sensible and completely correct.)
And so Badadjectives King let go the helpless hostages and returned to jealous jail.
But hideous he would lovingly live to frequently fight another dawning day......