"Aaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!" said the guy as Space Baron threw yet another villain to his death.
"Wow Space Baron," Brian was excited, "You've killed 37 evil people today, that's a new record!"
"Wait a minute," Space Baron paused between kills, "what about that day I killed 300 or so?"
"It doesn't count if they're already hospital-bound," Brian pointed out, before pointing out another evil guy for Space Baron to kill.
"Why don't you help me rid the world of evil people instead of wasting your time keeping statistics on your laptop?" Space Baron asked as he surpassed 40 kills for the day.
"You're right Space Baron," Brian slammed shut his laptop and ran off.
LATER
"Well Brian, I kept count after you left and I killed 72 bad guys all up," Space Baron boasted. "What did you get up to in our quest to rid the world of evil?"
Brian looked up beaming, "I've converted the Space Baron-Mobile to Windows 98!" he said proudly.
"Are you sure you know what you're doing with that?" Space Baron was wary.
"Sure I do," Brian said, "just so long as the Space Baron-Mobile doesn't run on any pirated software, it will be ten times better."
"What happens if it does have pirated software?" SB asked.
"It will be delet..." Brian started, but Space Baron cut him off.
"Get rid of it," he snapped.
"But..."
"Get rid of it," Space Baron was adamant.
"Well alright, but that will take several days," Brian said.
"SEVERAL DAYS?!?!?!" Space Baron was aghast, "BUT IT ONLY TOOK MINUTES TO INSTALL!"
"Well yes," Brian started to explain, "It's sort of a built in dependency thing, where once you have it you can't do without it."
"Well make sure it's gone by the time I get back from fighting evil." SB said, "Now hand me my Space Baron skateboard."
So Brian set about the enormous task of liberating the Space Baron-Mobile from the horrid clutches of Bill Gates as Space Baron wobbled off into the distance to do battle with the forces of evil.