The sound of silence was deafening. Yet Brian could barely hear the faint sound of the Jackhammer and Bus horn testing ground across the street.
"Space B..." , Brian started, but realised that Space Baron was outside, limbering up for the day ahead. As Brian approached, SB jumped up, spilling his daquari all over his deck chair, and copy of "Super-Sized-Heros" magazine.
With apparently no plot at all for this episode, Brian did not know what to say.
"It's okay," reassured SB assuringly. "We'll find a plot around here somewhere."
Brian smiled.
"What th..?" choked SB.
"I know," said Brian, "yes, you can see my nipples through this dress."
"No, Brian, no" protested SB, "it is not your colour."
"Everyone knows that chocolate-mouve is now in season," Brian giggled. And with a bright flash of chocolate-mouve, Brian disappeared inside.
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In the Russian kapital Rexzjnikjekaie, an evil shadow, was cast onto the strangely placed ventilation fan, that the sun was streaming through.
"Gentlemen..." croaked a deep croaky voice. "I say we try a ridiculous scheme to blow up an insignificant town that would be better off dead anyway."
The whole table went silent. They were shocked, or they would have been if they were there. The room was empty.
He gestured to the map that was not mentioned previously. "Here... in southern Chilie, the small farming town of New York, in the Celtic provence." He quickly realised the map was inside out, and adjusted it accordinly.
"Here, the small community of Samford Village!!" he announced.
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SB and Brian were shaving their lettuce, when Brian, on another call, recived the "top-secret-covert-operation-indicator-signals".
"SB!", Brian yelled. "The call waiting is beeping!!"
"How many times do I..." SB whined. "Recall 2, you idiot!!"
After learning of the secret plot of This Unamed Evil Character (actually his real name), Brian simply hanged up. And questioned the use of the word "hanged" in the previous sentance.
"What is it??" asked SB.
"He is going to blow up Samford Village!!!" Brian cried, "tens of lives will be lost!!"
"That is okay then." sighed SB.
They both burst into guffaws of laughter, at the way this episode ended so badly.
THE END