Space Baron came home one day to find hundreds of lycra-clad, masked, caped people running through the house jumping off things and saying dramatic lines.
"Brian what the hell is going on here?" Space Baron yelled.
Brian emerged from the throng of people. "Hi Space Baron," he said, "I'm hiring a sidekick for myself."
"YOU'RE hiring your own sidekick?" Space Baon was a little puzzled, "Why?"
"Well, business is picking up so I thought I would need a little assistance assisting you." Brian said.
"OK," Space Baron decided he could not stop Brian on this one, "But his sidekick salary comes out of your pay."
"You mean we sidekicks get paid?" Brian was wide-eyed.
"Er, no... I mean Yes... that is you could.... if that... thing.... um.... bye......." Space Baron went to his room.
LATER
A bad guy was escaping from the scene of a crime. Though no supervillain, urinating in carparks is pretty bad.
Space Baron turned to his sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Brian. hand me my Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"Brian turned to his sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Fred. hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
Fred turned to his sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Liam. hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
Liam turned to his sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Rob. hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
Rob turned to his sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Ben. hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
Ben turned to his sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Vanessa hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
Vanessa turned to her sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Karl hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
Karl turned to his sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Neill hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
Neill turned to his sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Russell hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
Russell turned to his sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Sarah hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
Sarah turned to her sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
S hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
S turned to his sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Zoe hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
Zoe turned to her sidekick and said heroically, "Quick
Miguel hand me the Space Baron Nuclear Gun!"
Miguel looked confused for a few minutes, but turned to his interpreter who gave him a quick summary of the situation and translated the conversation thus far and advised him to hand Zoe the Space Baron Nuclear Gun.
The sidekicks passed the Space Baron Nuclear Gun along the line, finally reaching Space Baron.
Space Baron grabbed the Space Baron Nuclear Gun and fired a few high yeild Nuclear Bullets after the offender who had made good his escape during the process of handing Space Baron the Space Baron Nuclear gun.
"Brian, Why did you hire so many sidekicks?" Sapce Baron asked.
"I didn't Space Baron," Brian replied, "It seems they all had the same ideas that I did, and hired their own sidekicks."
"Well we obviously need more." Space Baron said.
DOES THIS MARK THE LONG AWAITED RETURN OF PETROLHEAD? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE. (ONLY TO FIND THE NEXT EPISODE IS COMPLETELY UNRELATED AND THIS QUESTION IS NEVER RESOLVED!!!)
THE END......................