I bet you're as glad as wrap that you tuned in once again to:
SPACE BARON!!!!!!!!!!!!
This episode is appropriately called:
"Quick we must run inside before those robot guards we just ran straight past turn around and start making their way towards us." Shouted Brian as he and Space Baron belted down the hall like bats out of hell, or hells.
"I wish I hadn't worn these excessively heavy shoes this morning, when I bought them lead filled soles seemed like such a good idea." Brian squeezed out between drawing breaths as deep as an ocean.
"If we can just close this door behind us we'll be safe as houses." Space Baron panted.
"Yes, if I can just use this crowbar to lever the door shut and then jam it with that chair we'll be as snug as a bug in a rug." Brian shouted over the thud of bullets which was as loud as thunder and the squeak of metal on metal which was as piercing as Guy Pearce being body pierced by Noel Pearson, in p(i)erson, while eating a piercimon in Piaris.
"I've got it, if we can just jam it shut like a clam we'll be safe for as long as a worms tail, or something." continued Brian, somewhat excessively.
Having successfully jammed the door they pelted like tropical rain down the hall towards the interior of the power station where the bomb would be planted like a bean-stalk. "Oh no, this here door has a combination lock on it that will be as difficult as making Winston Churchill laugh." said Brian, despair making his eyes as empty as buckets that had been emptied.
However, with a brain as quick as Greased lightning wearing skates across ice while being propelled by a rocket pack Space Baron had the combination figured out in a matter of seconds. He said to an automated Adriana Xanides, looking as stupid as... as... as, well Adrianna Xanides, who was the lock master, "Is it "Please stop beating me now Dad"?".
"Yes it is, well done, looks like you gain unauthorised access to the power plant." said Adriana, as only she can.
The door slid open and as they entered the interior of the power plant Space Baron said "OK, now we're in the interior of the nuclear power station finding that bomb is as hard as a rock that's been baked in a slow oven for several hours, then varnished, then cooked again, then reinforced with steel, then titanium, then baked again, then coached by Tommy Raudonikis, then psychologised by Tony Adams, then Baked again and finally made to listen to "The Clash" for seventeen hours straight."
WILL THEY FIND THE BOMB?
WILL THEY FIND IT IN TIME TO STOP IT GOING OFF?
COULD THOSE TWO QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN MADE INTO ONE QUESTION?
stay tuned for the next episode of Space Baron which will be as funny as
this simile.