"You know saying "muddafucka" like Nicholas Cage just doesn't have it's old appeal anymore." mused Space Baron as he sat knitting and watching "A Current Affair" one warm evening as he sat on the veramdah of his spacious three bedroom inner suburb house.
"I know what you mean, you used to turn me on so much when you said that. Now it hasn't the slightest titilation value for me at all." replied Brian nervously testing SB's reaction to another unwarranted "gay reference".
"I should slap you round for that but I just don't have the motivation for it any more." said Space Baron as the conversation, and this Space Baron episode went nowhere extremely fast.
"The dissapointments just get-" started Brian bt he was broken off mid-sentence by Space Baron, leaving everyone wondering whether that would have formed a complete sentence.
"Shutup, Ray's back on." said Space Baron as he stared intently at the screen and began to mutter a steam of encouragments to Ray and then the reporting Journalist.
"Oooh it's shocking"
"How can they?"
"Yeessss"
"Lucky Ray found them out."
"Bloody youth of today."
"That Billy Joel is such a nice chap."
"Oooh, those asians and their foreign dishonesty."
"Bloody Pauline Hanson, she's so wrong."
"oooh, Angry Anderson, now why doesn't he run for parliament?"
AND SO ENDS AN EXTREMELY SHORT SPACE BARON THAT PROMISED MUCH BUT UNFORTUNATELY BORE ALL THE SIGNS OF BEING WRITTEN AT FOUR O'CLOCK ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
Await the next installment eagerly to see whether Space Baron can escape the stupifying hypnotic powers of commercial evening TV.