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Leonard Nimoy can lick his own elbows ( you try it ! )

Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants!

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.

David Hasselhoff is banned from every Pizza Hut in Holland.

Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right of left handed... or is that paws?!

In Switzerland it is illegal to make model space ships out of cheese.

Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints!

A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth.

There are no public toilets in Madrid.

Charles de Gaulle, post war Prime Minister and President of France, named his two sons Asterix and Obelix.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!

Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.

Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight.

7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem.

5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem.

The state of Florida is bigger than England.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

Canada's best-selling sex toy is a 9 inch rubber dildo shaped liked the CN Tower.

Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!

The Pope owns a complete collection of Depeche Mode albums.

David Hasselhoff owns the World's largest collection of stuffed goats.

Mr. and Mrs. John Fitzpatrick from Battersea in South London won the World Fisting Championship for a record ninth year in a row.

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska!

Sneezing on French trains whilst eating yogurt is punishable by up to 9 months in prison.

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!

Of the 212 people who have conquered the north face of The Eiger since 1965, 14 of them have since died whilst having sex with sheep.

Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!

Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue.

Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy.

Coal miners in Wales can still legally have 12% of their salary paid in potatoes.

The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on it's fur!

Cat's urine glows under a black-light.

The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!

Bees implode if you spray them with deodorant.

American Football is the most popular and most played sport in Belgian nudist camps.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.

In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs!

"Darth Vader" may well translate as " Dark Father" in Dutch. However, in Afrikaans it translates as " Large Penis"

The American flag that has been on the moon since 1969 is upside down.

The working title for the Bee Gee's classic track "Stayin' Alive" was "Buried Alive"

Peanut butter becomes highly volatile at temperatures below minus 30 degrees Celsius.

On January the 25th 1928, three days prior to his death, Field Marshall Sir Douglas Haig changed his name to Dorothy.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.

In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

During the Gulf War more shots were fired at road signs in Texas than were fired at Iraqi ground troops.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum!

London Zoo is home to Felicity, the only captive Gorilla in the world that can play the trombone.

Mariah Carey's middle name is Brian.

One in every three websites hosted in The Netherlands has some pornographic content of some sort.

Every member of Aerosmith has a pet aardvark called Julie.

Ford markets all their cars in Norway under then name Fjord.

Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it's known as Tennessee.

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals!

The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate!

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!

Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool! He changed it every 2 innings!

Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years! Wow.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

During World War 1, 40% of the toilet paper sold in Germany had Sir Douglas Haig's face printed on it.

After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again.

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