And here you are.....one of our patients is a man-eating cannibal. Try and guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!

And also here you'll find links to the other areas of the asylum. Take a wander to our Sound Room, to listen to those quotes you could never perfect.

Why not sign the Asylum List, book yourself in for a little stay?



It'll do you the world of good....




Or you could read through those already in our care, perhaps finding a loved one?

You also have the choice of entering our Participation Area, to talk to some of our "guests".

If you wish to be helped, feel free to enter our "special" department, electric shock treatment optional.

Exit the asylum.

GET YOUR OWN INFINITE COUNTER
Free Infinite Counter