- Three jews walk into a bar. The first one says to the bar
tender "can i have 50% off the price of a beer?" the bar tender says
"no." Then The second one asks "Can i have 50% off the price of a
beer?" The bar tender says "no." The third one says " how much for a
beer?" the bartender says " $2.50" the third jew asks the first jew
"can you loan me $1.25?
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