Welcome to CYOA2K. There's not much here right now, but don't worry your pretty little head. It will all come together soon enough. Oh, and don't bother telling me my page is ugly, I suck at site design, so I don't care.

Adventure 1: LaQuita's Little Problem

All this crap ©2000 by Tito the Wonder Donkey Productions, INC. If you steal any of my riotously funny material, I'll burn your house down. And geez, why steal from me? There are funnier people all over the place. You must not think very highly of yourself. Or too highly of me. Either way, use your own stuff, for God's sakes.

P.S. Yes, I have an AOL account. But if you have AOL, or AOL IM, PLEASE don't IM me if I don't know you. I'll get really pissed at you, and burn your house down.